Folly (wtf= what the folly?)
Devil (what the devil are you doing? You know, devil, instead of the devil's, um, house)
There are so many ways to express oneself, ways that won't result in child care options being reduced. I'm no saint but at least I can vent my frustrations and get a laugh instead of a disapproving glare with these and other words.
Until next time, this is Realest Mother Dearest signing off.